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🔒 Zero-Data Architectural Guarantee

Your Numbers Stay
On Your Device.

Last updated: September 20, 2026. At I Hate Calculator, we believe privacy is not an afterthought or a policy checkbox — it is the fundamental architectural foundation of our product.

1. The 100% Client-Side Architecture

Unlike traditional financial and health websites that post your calculation inputs to remote backend databases, I Hate Calculator (operated at ihatecalculator.com) executes 100% of calculation algorithms inside your web browser’s local JavaScript sandbox.

Strict Separation Principle

Our web servers deliver static assets (HTML, CSS, JavaScript). Once the page loads, mathematical computations never send your input values back to any server or API endpoint.

2. Information We Never Collect or Store

We specifically do not collect, process, or sell any of the following sensitive categories:

  • Financial Values: We do not know or record your home purchase price, mortgage loan balance, interest rate, salary, 401(k) contributions, or net worth.
  • Biometric & Health Metrics: We do not record your body weight, height, age, biological sex, BMI calculations, or daily calorie targets.
  • Personal Dining & Tip Totals: We do not record restaurant bill totals or guest split distributions.
  • Personal Identifiers: We do not require registration, login accounts, phone numbers, or credit cards to access any calculator.

3. Local Browser Storage (LocalStorage)

To provide a seamless reading experience, our website uses your browser’s standard localStorage API solely to store non-identifying user interface preferences:

  • ihatecalculator_theme: Remembers whether you prefer Day Mode (light) or Evening Mode (dark).
  • ihatecalculator_lang: Remembers your preferred interface language (e.g., en, vi, es, fr, de).

This preference data never leaves your device and can be cleared at any time by emptying your browser cache.

4. Technical Server Access Logs

When your browser requests a webpage or stylesheet, standard web server infrastructure automatically logs temporary connection metadata:

  • Internet Protocol (IP) address.
  • Browser type, version, and operating system.
  • Referring website and requested URL timestamp.

These logs are retained for a limited duration (up to 30 days) strictly for network security, DDoS mitigation, debugging, and traffic load optimization, after which they are purged.

5. Zero Tracking Cookies & No Ad Networks

We despise intrusive behavioral advertising. I Hate Calculator does not use:

  • Cross-site ad tracking pixels (e.g., Meta Pixel, TikTok Pixel).
  • Third-party behavioral profiling networks.
  • Fingerprinting or canvas-based identity tracking scripts.
✓ No Tracking Cookies ✓ No Third-Party Retargeting ✓ No Data Broker Sharing

6. Compliance with Global Privacy Standards (GDPR, CCPA, APP)

Because we do not store personal data or calculation records, our architecture is inherently compliant with the highest global privacy statutes:

  • European Union & UK GDPR: Users have the right to access, rectify, or erase personal data. Since we store zero personal dossiers, no personally identifiable profiles exist to erase.
  • California Consumer Privacy Act (CCPA / CPRA): We do not sell or share personal information under any circumstance. We offer equal services to all users without discrimination.
  • Australian Privacy Principles (APP): We adhere to strict data minimization mandates under the Privacy Act 1988 (Cth).

7. Widget Embedding Privacy

When webmasters embed our calculators using the Embed Hub, the iframe inherits the same client-side isolation model. We do not set tracking cookies inside embedded iframes, nor do we track readers on host websites.

8. Contact Our Data Protection Officer

For any questions, clarifications, or audit inquiries regarding our privacy posture, please reach out to our privacy compliance desk:

Email: privacy@ihatecalculator.com
Website: https://ihatecalculator.com